One Last Ride.
“I’m ready."- Leslie On the last day for everyone in Pawnee, Leslie gives a comprehensive history of all their time there, celebrating every moment they spent together, only to be interrupted by an...
View ArticleThe Night Lila Died.
It's the penultimate episode of the season and there are just as many questions as when the show premiered, if not more. We get our final "Case of the Week" and a little bit more about the night Lila...
View ArticleIt’s All My Fault.
We finally have (most of) our answers about what happened the night Lila died, and who definitively killed Lila Stangard. I feel like as soon as our main characters think they have a handle on things,...
View ArticleRemember.
"If they can't make it, then we'll just take this place." - Rick It seems to me like Alexandria might be exactly what it's promising to be: a safe zone. No nefarious motives or slaughter houses, just...
View ArticleThe Gayle Tales.
Gayle: "Yarnville. It's like Cirque du Soleil but with cats."Never has a bottle episode allowed characters to travel so far! When Linda grounds the kids for an unmentionable reason, Aunt Gayle gets to...
View ArticleEveryone Has a Cobblepot.
"Half the cops on the GCPD have a Cobblepot and Loeb has the good on all of them. That is what Loeb does!" - HarveyAs far as pre-hiatus episodes go, this was did not exactly pass muster. When you’re...
View ArticleDakota Johnson.
It is so nice to have SNL at the center of a non-racial/gender focused controversy for once. You remember the last time we were here, guys? First they’d only hire white people, then Michael Che decided...
View ArticleForget.
“People are the real threat now.” - RickThe Kickass Trinity is back at it, plotting to overthrow Alexandria in any way they can. And frankly… I don’t blame them. After seeing how shoddily the town is...
View ArticleLil' Hard Dad.
Louise: "See, that's why I hate school! We miss all the grease fires!"Remember the torture of middle school book presentations when you hadn't done the homework? No? Well neither do I... but Tina will...
View ArticleThey All Asked For You.
“Why don’t you come out so we can finish this?” - KlausAfter two short weeks, The Originalsis back from hiatus, which means we’re back to spending an hour every Monday night with Klaus and Co. while...
View ArticleSpend.
“Don’t let go!” – NoahDear God, this show is just killing off people like it’s no one’s business.RIP, Noah. Your death was possibly the grossest and most traumatic thing I’ve ever seen.Rather than...
View ArticleSave My Soul.
“So, sister, I’m going to give you one final chance to tell the full truth. I suggest you don’t muck it up.” -KlausDahlia is Coming. That’s what they’ve been promoting all week. Of course Dahlia has...
View ArticleTry.
“We are not executing anyone. Don’t ever suggest it again. That kind of thinking doesn’t belong here.” - DeannaIt used to be that Sunday would roll around, and I’d eagerly count down the hours until...
View ArticleConquer.
“These people are children, and children like stories.” - CarolAs far as finales go, this one was not the worst but not the best. I’d say it ranks just above Season 1 & 2, but pretty far below...
View ArticleExquisite Corpse .
“All of us live with a demon inside, some days you control the demon and other days it controls you.” - RebekahLadies and Gentlemen, we interrupt The Great Coming of Dahlia to dedicate this hour to Eva...
View ArticleNew Business.
You know when you send a Facebook message to a friend on Monday trying to make plans for Friday, but by the time Friday rolls around neither of you really care about hanging out anymore and don’t...
View ArticleBeasts of Prey.
“I’m coming after you Commissioner. You’re done.” - JimGotham returned last night after a six week hiatus that felt like an entire summer.The procedural element of the show got very Criminal...
View ArticleThe Children.
Like Ned Stark, I’m a man of my word.Some nine months ago, I shirked my duties as the resident Game of Thrones recapper, failing to provide a rundown for Season 4’s finale in the midst of a...
View ArticleThe Wars to Come.
Game of Thrones is back, bigger than ever. Sunday night felt like an important moment. Game of Thrones has moved beyond the fringes of nerd/TV culture, beyond cult-hit status, all the way into cultural...
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