Role Play.
Hannah: "There's nothing weird or exciting about our sex life anymore. He's treating me like an ottoman with a vagina."Last night's opening sequence was a scene taken from my own personal life -- a...
View ArticleDaisy.
Well, surprise surprise. My original theory that Daisy was the name of the mother was disproven, but I certainly wasn't expecting HIMYM to wrap up all those minute details from earlier episodes into a...
View ArticleArcher Vice: Smuggler's Blues.
This week, Archer, Cyril, and Ray take off for Colombia in the hopes of partnering up with a drug lord known as 'La Madrina', which means 'The Godmother'. When Archer discovers that she's not just a...
View ArticleFired Up.
“What do you call a lunatic who’s only got one case and no hobbies? You’re worst nightmare.”–NickJess's crazy sister might be out of the picture for now, but Hurricane Abby left quite the indelible...
View ArticleFarewell to Storyville.
“You should see yourself, the murderous expression, the self-righteous posturing. You look like Father.” -ElijahTonight I bring you some devastating news… Rebekah has left the show. For those of you...
View ArticleBeer Heist.
"We’re going to steal 160 gallons of ice cold beer and basically turn those chicks into our sex slaves! Until they turn 23, that’s when chicks go rotten".Odds are if you love Workaholics than you love...
View ArticleChapter 18.
Family ties hold a significant weight in Washington and nearly any other powerful hierarchy through out the country. And as Frank and Feng bickered amongst their blood allegiance to forgotten...
View ArticleThe Legacy of Veronica Mars.
Veronica Mars came into my life at a time when I was both consistently persnickety and desperate for astrological puns. I was looking for someone to idolize, and not someone lame like “my parents” or...
View ArticleVCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing.
“VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing” may not go down as one of Community’s best episodes, but it’s a solid example of the series’ resurgence this season. Dan Harmon does not suck. With a great...
View ArticleNew Slogan.
"We can just sit back and take it easy."-- Ben Wyatt"No, no. We're not going to do that. We're going sit forward and take it hard." - Leslie KnopeOn this "smooth and silky" episode Leslie gets jazzed...
View ArticleThrowing It All Away.
“The story of our evolution is the story what we leave behind, what we’ve discarded.”I think residents of Shondaland have accepted that all of the OMG moments on Thursday will be devoted to either...
View ArticleNo Sun On the Horizon.
“Watch the way you talk to clients, Perkins. We’re starting to lose fake business.” After spending the last two episodes allowing every character to wander off and get lost into their own individual...
View ArticleA Few Words.
“We’ve all got a past that can hurt us. Don’t let yours hurt you.”–WillIf there's ever an Emmy category for best use of flashbacks, then The Good Wife should definitely win it. We learned so much about...
View ArticleThe Grove.
Ah, Sunday night. The time to kick back, relax, and WATCH CHILDREN DIE. Spoiler Alert: you are an idiot for clicking on this recap if you haven't watched last night's homiciderrific Walking Dead, in...
View ArticleI Saw You.
Ray: "This is America; you don't just barge into someone's fucking bedroom!"Adam is staying anywhere but Hannah's, claiming his creative space all the while still seeking out his lady friend for...
View ArticleGary Blauman.
This season of HIMYM has gone through three distinct storytelling cycles. The first was more playful and humorous, with distinct flairs of trademark HIMYM tomfoolery while giving delicious snippets of...
View ArticleArcher Vice: Rules of Extraction.
Archer begins where "Smuggler's Blues" ended, with Archer, Cyril, and Ray on the way to the Calebra. Of course, the driver (and his M16) strongly imply that they won't even make it to the notorious...
View ArticleTrue Detective's Rustin Cohle Vs. Homeland's Carrie Mathison.
This spring, we've combined the best of March Madness and Sochi to create the Anti-Herolympics. View the bracket, read the pairings and VOTE for the most diabolical anti-hero of all time. True...
View ArticleBest Buds.
"Weed and burritos; you put the weed in the burrito you call ‘em burweedos."Smoking weed and watching Workaholics seems to go hand in hand, but this week’s episode takes that concept to even higher...
View ArticleChapter 19 .
As Frank Underwood stood on the mound and wound up his arm for the game's opening throw, the Camden Yards lights suddenly shuttered pitch black. This wasn’t a disaster scenario in the scope of “The Sum...
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