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Anniversaries.
After the Great Battle at the Dump, Lady Leslie, of the Knope/Wyatt clan, raises her sword to unite the two feuding nations of Eagleton and Pawnee under one banner, lest their dissention destroy them...
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Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality.
"And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident! Only, it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time someone's watching!"How...
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Scandal. Ride, Sally, Ride.
“Run, Olivia, run, because mark my words; Fitzgerald Grant is not going to make it to the end of his term.”Let’s hope this week was a bit of course correction, not indicative of how the rest of the...
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No Exit.
“We’re not all as fragile as you think we are.”Welcome back to The Vampire Diaries, where the relationships are all made up and the past doesn’t matter. Did everyone have a nice hiatus? I did, because...
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Still. .
Lots of shambling undead corpses on TV tonight - and that was just the Oscars! [OBLIGATORY OSCAR JOKE]. No but really I'm surprised nobody shot Kim Novak. So I have to say, I'm a big fan of the Season...
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Flo.
Cousin Rebecca:"Writers are like this ridiculous class of people who just make everything about themselves and they tend to have really strange, bizarre eating habits."It hurts to hear but the truth...
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Vesuvius.
Tony Soprano once said "'Remember when' is the lowest form of conversation." And while his statement might have been a little too harsh for the cumbersome nostalgic ears of veteran mafioso Paulie...
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Season 4 Report Card.
Though it may be a soap opera made respectable by English accents and fancy costumes, I love this show. This season saw power struggles, missing persons cases, secret pregnancies, and a murder – true...
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Archer Vice: Baby Shower.
Lana is unhappy. Kenny Loggins is in town and Archer wants to meet him. So, after sending Woodhouse to buy baby shower supplies (and if he even thinks about buying heroin, he'd better get enough to...
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Sister III.
“Just you and me, four walls, no boundaries, no escape.”–Jess“When you put it like that, it sounds amazing… and like prison.”–NickYou know what bothers me more than this incessant story line revolving...
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La Grand Guignol.
“Well this is a first: werewolves, vampires, witches and dirty cops. All happy as clams and drunk as stokes!” -KlausYou know an episode of The Originals was a good one when I actually enjoyed the...
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Chapter 17.
When the white powdered substance forced a Capitol quarantine, my immediate thought was that this was some clever scheme pulled by Frank to get himself locked in a room with congressman Donald Blythe...
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We Be Clowin'.
“It’s going to be like the BP oil spill up in this bitch, but instead of dead seals, we have a lots of Jessica Bieeeelllls!”So everyone knows that the guys on Workaholics are clowns… but what if they...
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The Wall.
I’m Perd Hapley, and you’re reading “Ya Heard? With Perd”. The story of today’s top news is that it’s our most important Ex-Councilwoman Knope has the whole town buzzing, literally, and I’ve been told...
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App Development and Condiments.
Community goes both ways. By that I mean, bittersweet, somewhat subtle and heartfelt ("Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality") all the way to over-the-top, teetering on the edge of a complete reality break...
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Scandal. We Do Not Touch the First Ladies.
"Wine is not beer and popcorn is most definitely not food." While I have always admired Scandal's maximalist tendencies, it's reached the point of incoherence. The Gladiators are all working on their...
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Gone Girl.
“So, I guess this is how our love story ends.” – KatherineLet’s play a little game called “Is Kelly Emotionally Stable After Last Night’s TVD?”The answer is no. Not at all.Much like knowing someone is...
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You've Got to Hide Your Love Away.
"Cancer is a biological bully."Seattle Grace Mercy Death institutes a non-fraternization policy, and as I called in last week's recap, it lasts exactly 37 minutes with commercials before the Averys'...
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Parallel Contruction, Bitches.
“That was… almost Will-like.”–Alicia“Thank you, Diane.” –CaryI didn't realize until just now that I'd essentially been holding my breath since January 12th. Finally watching a new episode of The Good...
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Alone.
This would have been a great episode of The Walking Dead if I had guzzled a bottle of cough syrup beforehand, Bob In The Woods style. Unfortunately, I'm not an alcoholic (yet) and The Walking Dead...
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