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The Seven Wonders.
And we have a new Supreme!"Ladies and gentleman," Myrtle said, "I give you Cordelia Goode, your new Supreme Commander and Galactic Overlord."Then Cordelia's scar tissue leapt off her face and revealed...
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Only Child.
Caroline: "You and my brother deserve one another you selfish little pricks, and you will never write a thing that matters because you will never understand the true struggles of humanity because you...
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The Devil Inside.
“Seriously, I’ve never met a group of needier people.” – KatherineIn this week’s episode of The Vampire Diaries, everyone had a role to play. Katherine had to play the role of Elena, Caroline had to...
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Analysis of Cork-Based Networking.
Remember the ‘Save Greendale Committee’ which is what the study group is now? Well they are doing things! All of the things! Hanging bulletin boards, talking about a fake Game of Thrones and poorly...
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Ann and Chris.
Ron: "Come on. There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food."Leslie: "That’s fair."Alright, I’m hoping by now that we’ve all surfaced from our own personal ocean of tears...
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Party Time.
“Anything beautiful is worth getting hurt for.” –Prince“Well, that’s very well put.” –Jess“You know who said that?”–Prince“No.” –Jess“Me.”–PrinceRegardless of who won or lost that silly football game...
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Episode 5.
Lord Grantham wasn’t the only guy shocked this week – last night’s Downton Abbey jumped out from behind the fainting couch and surprised us all with a return to form.Uncle Harold wrote from America to...
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Hnoselty, I'm not that spurriesd that PBS boardsact Serhclok atfer the Spuer Bowl, as most Srehclok fans are ulinelky to get turly samshed at their Spuer Bwol parties. Hovweer, I've awlyas thuohgt of...
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Sunrise.
Like Ted, I too have held much sorrow over long lost loves and childhood balloons. Oh so many times when I left Red Robin on my birthday did I receive a dazzling balloon which would then be whisked...
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Archer Vice: House Call.
I knew not to doubt Adam Reed. After a few weeks of passable, if unremarkable episodes, "House Call" is a magnificent resurgence of the fast-paced, joke-dense, completely insane Archer of old. It's an...
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Crescent City.
“Josh isn’t dead yet? Well good on him, I love a good survival story."Remember when the Originals were all powerful, indestructible and seriously menacing? Well those days are done. Tonight they got...
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Exes.
“Okay, um, you and Nick break up – London has a great Olympics – uh oh, trouble in Syria – board up your windows, Super Storm Sandy – hey, over her, me and Nick get together.”–JessIf Prince needed to...
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Snackers.
"Like a boss; head to toe in Costco"Whatcha know ‘bout Kirkland Jeans foo? Odds are nothing, unless you’re a Costco member, then you’re a Kirkland expert. Unfortunately for The Gang they are not card...
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New 2014 Network Comedies.
Don't get lost in the sea of incoming new comedies this pilot season; use this comprehensive guide from our friends at Splitsider.Yays:Stand up comedians Jim Gaffigan, Kevin Hart, and John Mulaney will...
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Total Eclipse of the Heart.
"On the contrary, brother. I'm better like this." - DamonTurn around...Every now and then you get a little bit evil when your girlfriend's not around.Turn around...Every now and then you steal your...
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After.
Is anyone else hungry for chocolate pudding? Turns out there were TWO television programs featuring the antics of the shambling undead last night. One was The Walking Dead midseason premiere and the...
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Episode 6.
In a nice mirror of the beginning of our beloved Downton Abbey, this week’s episode opened with a telegram. Instead of relaying news of the Titanic, this telegram was sent from another sinking ship:...
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Free Snacks.
Hannah: "You just said snack room and everything blurred."Sometimes I think Hannah is my soul sister. And then she almost quits her new gig at GQ two days in and I'm over it. But then again, she goes...
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Sister.
“Why don’t you, for once in your life, do something that you’re not supposed to do?”–Abby“I didn’t put the cap back on the honey bear the other day.”–JessSisters, sisters, there were never such devoted...
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Miss BS.
"It’s a socital thing, guys can’t hit women. Chris Brown ruined it for everyone."Just when we thought our favorite bromosapiens had lost their touch, we have the best episode of the season so far! The...
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