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Protect the Coven.
MY EYES!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Pop quiz: which moment of this week's episode most required you to cover your eyes and scream like a kidnapped living baby doll?a) Madame LaLaurie and the decapitated...
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New Beginnings.
“Hey Sanitation, let’s talk health insurance. Your dependents don’t have it anymore, have some illegal cheese!” –Ben WyattThe theme of the episode is clearly R-E-S-P-E-G-C. Ben desperately wants it...
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Cooperative Polygraphy.
Friendship is an interesting beast. We’ve all been at a party, when the conversation degrades from nice to Jenny’s a real bitch and nobody can stand Brett or don’t tell Jon but no one likes his...
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Apres Moi, Le Deluge.
“Sometimes what’s important is not who you’re siding with, but who you’re siding against.”At long last, we’re covering The Originals! Yes, it’s midway through the season, but better late than never,...
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The Desert.
Danny: "I don't need moral support. I need you to reset my hand because I'm going to break it when I punch my dad in the face."The winter-finale gave us an episode that perfectly sums up everything...
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The Ebony Falcon.
Remember last week when B99 won a TON of Golden Globes. Oh man, those were the days. This week we had to settle for a little less glory but a lot of laughs thanks to a vigorous game of "Wife or Dog?"...
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Orgazmo Birth.
"She wants an orgasmic water birth. It’s when she busts a nut as the baby comes out."Forget everything you think you know (if anything) about natural child birth because everyone’s three favorite...
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Go To Hell.
Fiona's dead! (Maybe). (Probably not). (Come on, DEFINITELY not). Okay, Fiona is allegedly dead, which means seven things, and they're all wonders. Who'll be the next Supreme? At this point I'm saying...
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Can't Fix Crazy.
In a season full of high hopes, backhanded betrayals and disfigured meth head teeth, I must bid a bittersweet goodbye to Piper Chapman and crew until they return this Summer 2014. And boy, did these...
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Geothermal Escapism.
Wow. Holy crap. What a fantastic, incredible way to send off Donald Glover from the series. Seriously, that may be one of the five best episodes of Community.I would be exaggerating if I said every...
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Farmer’s Market.
“I want to be Pac-Man and instead of dots, I want them to be cinnamon buns.” –Ann PerkinsThis week, Leslie tries to turnip the heat when she thinks Ben doesn’t carrot all about the Chard vendor’s...
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500 Years of Solitude.
“Hey, if a girl’s gotta go, it may as well be glamorous, right?” – KatherineWelcome back to Character Grades, TVD fans! It feels like an eternity since we last got together to hold hands, sway to and...
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Let There Be Light.
“The plan, the plan, the accursed plan was taking too long.”So here we are at last, the final episode of Dracula, a series that had so much potential and buzz but alas didn’t quite live up to either of...
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Episode 4.
Our beloved Downtonites struggled with knowledge this week: Mr. Bates bullied Mrs. Hughes into telling what really happened to Anna, Thomas pressured Miss Baxter, Cora’s new lady’s maid, to share the...
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The Sign of Three.
"The Sign of Three" is an episode with lofty aspirations. Structurally complex and emotionally ambitious, it weaves three non-synchronous short stories into one grand mystery while attempting to tell a...
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Dead Inside.
Adam:"If you died, the world would blur. I wouldn't know what a tree was."Oh Adam, you handsome gigantic he-man, you. With the unexpected death of Hannah's editor comes a new thorn in Hannah's side and...
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How Your Mother Met Me.
Now officially at 200 episodes strong, How I Met Your Mother took a break from presenting Ted's long-winded diatribe of detailing every girl he ever glanced at in New York for a heart churning look...
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Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor.
The Archer gang is all together in Cheryl's mansion this week, trying to unload all the counterfeit money they got in Miami. Of course, it quickly goes south when Pam uses the money to buy a gym bag...
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A Dance Back from the Grave.
“Papa Tunde said he wanted to empower the witches, mostly he wanted money and territory. Klaus and Elijah weren’t about to give him either, he didn’t like that, so he went on a rampage.”Shit went down...
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Fry Guys.
"You can’t dip your pen in company stink." Your local church fish fry don’t have shit on last night’s episode! Blake tries to save his coy fish friends after the local P.F. Changs closes by...
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