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Hannah: "You just said snack room and everything blurred."

Sometimes I think Hannah is my soul sister. And then she almost quits her new gig at GQ two days in and I'm over it. But then again, she goes overboard with the free snacks in the break room and we're back to being soul sisters. With all the perks of a big girl job, Hannah is forced to decide whether or not she can prioritize her writing career all the while selling her soul in the advertorial department. It's a tough one, but a much better problem to have considering Marnie and Ray are so lonely they'll boring bang for cardio and Shoshanna considers Ray to be the winner of their breakup (she's right, he is). All the while someone thought it was a great idea to put Jessa in charge of doling out fashion advice to baby mommas. Yikes.

 

Hannah
B+

An example of the "Urban Man": "The Kaballer. He's a little sleazy. He's like out looking for sex. But he's wearing Kaballah bracelets so you know he's spiritual. He'd like fuck some serious enlightenment into you."

Hannah quits her job at Ray's after nabbing a job at GQ working on an ad campaign for Neiman Marcus. Progress!!! She suppresses her initial fears of being a sellout after finding she actually has quite a knack for it. But when it dawns on her that her fresh-faced co-workers aren't all that fresh-faced after each let go of their own writing aspirations for the monotonous grind of a 9-5 with benefits, Hannah is devastated. But isn't she asking Adam to do the same on his auditions, considering he only goes because he likes "reading emotional cues from strangers in a high-pressure situation"? That might be a stretch, but keeping her day job doesn't have to mean giving up on her dreams. Maybe just fewer naps...

Marnie & Ray
B- & B

Ray: "Will you please sit down?"
Marnie: "Why?"
Ray: "Because you have no one else to eat lunch with and neither do I."

How romantic...? Let's consider this odd couple: Marnie often says things because she knows they sound impressive or mature, not because they are necessarily true, like wishing she had gone abroad to Africa to do some volunteer work. Ray says things because they are unabashedly true, often provocative and unpopular. Does this mean in some twisted way these two balance each other out? Call bull shit on the other one's bull shit? I'm not quite sure I buy that, plus the sex looks excruciatingly dull. But they are both searching for some kind of companionship, so I guess it'll do for now.

 

Shoshanna
B-

"Ray seems to have the support of his peers on the court."

Shosh is pseudo-stalking Ray after she reads a decent write-up in Time Out New York (his place is a "fresh departure from the average coffee house grind"). Obviously, his kick ass closure speech at Hannah's birthday party struck a chord and now Shoshanna's wondering what her liberating singledom has really gotten her. His success reminds her of her own stalled maturity -- so thinking like the college student she is, Shosh figures that having a boyfriend, even a dumb one, is the answer. Somehow, Shosh and Parker's chatty sex was much harder to watch than Ray and Marnie's yawn-inducing romp. If you ask me, Shoshanna is hanging out with the wrong crowd. Seeking out Jessa while she gives bad fashion advice to mothers and hanging out with guys who may or may not know how to tie their shoelaces might not be advisable. Seriously, Shosh, hunker down, do your homework, and worry about boys after graduation. Love, Mom.
 

"Free Snacks"
A-

I liked this episode more than the last two, but it's becoming increasingly difficult to grade this show. Not because I'm not enjoying myself or because I don't believe that the writing is the best it has ever been (it really has been great). It's mostly because we're watching a show about girls who aren't consistently likeable and who rarely interact with each other anymore. The likeability factor isn't actually a problem, it's actually rather refreshing. But the friendships seem confused. I remember reading an interview where Allison Williams discusses how she roots for Hannah and Marnie more than Hannah and Adam. I love the idea that their bond is worth rooting for, fighting for, but we haven't seen it in a long time. A co-worker of mine and I like to argue-agree about how relationships between women are some of the most formative and long-lasting friendships, so a show like Girls has the opportunity to chronicle these connections. And maybe we're witnessing the most honest take on these friendships, as they are often fraught with meaningless drama and periods of separation. Hopefully, these two crazy kids find their way back to each other.

Extra Credit

  • Marnie: "Can you stop saying checking in, it's fucking weird."Marnie, manners! But seriously, it was starting to sound like a phone call from my dad.
  • Joe: "Fedoras are worse than genocide."Unless worn by Justin Timberlake.

Demerits

  • Marnie: "Muffins from the place you run, what an extravagant gesture."Take it or leave it, Marnie! Most boys would eat their muffin happily in front of you without offering you a bite.
  • Kevin at GQ doesn't like Hannah's face. It's a pretty gross comment to openly admit to a person, but arguably a good life lesson that some people just will not like you.
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