
I knew not to doubt Adam Reed. After a few weeks of passable, if unremarkable episodes, "House Call" is a magnificent resurgence of the fast-paced, joke-dense, completely insane Archer of old. It's an episode that has everything I love about this show: unbelievably immoral characters, absurdly esoteric references, and the most complicated puns ever conceived.
"House Call" begins with the ISIS crew planning something of an intervention for Pam, except that none of them seem to have a firm grasp of the concept. Mallory seems to think that murdering Pam by feeding her a cake made with five pounds of cocaine is close enough, while Krieger suggests injecting the second generation of his mind control chip into her brain. Of course, his plan goes off the rails immediately. Pam hulks out and kidnaps Cheryl, Mallory is shot with a tranquilizer dart, and Special Agent Holly shows up to investigate last week's Yakuza incident. That's only eight minutes in. Hold onto your Minatel terminals. Archer is back.
Pam & Cheryl
After being tied up, Pam goes all Queen Kong and makes Cheryl her Esmerelda. I know Cheryl's mixes some metaphors this episode, but she's turned on by this (as usual). Pam and Cheryl are probably the two funniest characters and this episode uses them really well. There's no real emotional arc for these two, the way there is for Archer and Lana, but who cares. When the episode ends, Krieger's chip has transformed Cheryl into Cherlene, complete with country music clothes, mannerisms, and an acoustic guitar that she's just sort of dragging around.
Archer & Lana
Even though we know she won't run, Archer's offer to help her is quietly nice, almost selfless. Of course, it's tempered by his soliciting blow and/or rimjobs as a thank you, but you can't have it all. In spite of how that last sentence ended, Archer has become a much better person as the show has gone on, to the point that he rarely provides the comedic backbone of an episode anymore. Instead, he's become the show's emotional center, a man trying to metaphorically suck some of the poison out of his most messed up relationships.
Krieger & Cyril
Agent Holly
"Archer Vice: House Call"
Extra Credit
- Oh man this episode had a callback to Lenn Trexler and the bunny in Season Two. I forgot all about that! Awesome.
- "You could be famous""Or I could be lettuce!"
- "And I’m not a doctor, well, I’m definitely a doctor, so I think we’re good now. Yep, yep, yep."
- "Maybe that’s why the colored maids never felt safe in this place. There they’d be polishing a spittoon or whatever. And suddenly, grandpa!"
Demerits
- "Said Ripley to the android Bishop" wasn't funny, even though the joke was that it wasn't funny.
- "It's somewhat like the old gypsy woman said"didn't really do it for me.
Did You Know?
- A metric tonne is equal to 2204.6 pounds.
- The only countries that still use the imperial system of measurement are the United States, Burma, and Liberia
- Thomas Corwin Mendenhall was a self-taught physicist involved in the modernization of Japan and the formation of Ohio State University.
- Lou Ferrigno, who portrayed The Incredible Hulk in the 70s, is lost 75 to 80 percent of his hearing as a child.
- K-Y Jelly may have been invented in Kentucky.
- Progeria is a rare genetic disorder that causes the appearance of early aging.
- Minatel was a Videotex online service. According to Wikipedia, it was considered one of the most successful pre-World Wide Web online services.
- "They don't make babies grow up in prison […] they take them away the minute they're born and send them to an orphanage."
- Tit Bondage, GILF, and Preggo Porn are all things.
- It turns out that Myrtle Beach is actually not the best.
- You can learn all sorts of stuff watching this show.
Exchange of the Night
Cyril: We are already down to 125 kilos of cocaine, which was worth about six million dollars. So—
Archer: Wait, how much is that in pounds?
Cyril: Forget pounds, we're doing kilos!
Archer: No, I mean't pounds—
Mallory: Sterling!
Archer: Exactly.