"You can’t dip your pen in company stink."
Your local church fish fry don’t have shit on last night’s episode! Blake tries to save his coy fish friends after the local P.F. Changs closes by transplanting them to the gang’s house pool. He fails and the only way to honor their fallen brethren is to have a fish fry at the office. Unfortunately Alice has broken up with her water jug deliveryman boy toy and is so bummed out that she puts the kibosh on our favorite bros’ deep fried dream.
Hilarity ensues when they try to get her out of her funk with a male striper named Girth Quake and it’s not just a clever name (fans of monster dongs will be eagerly anticipating the unedited DVD edition). Last week we were afraid this show had lost it’s mojo but I am happy to report that they have bounced back with a vengeance after a subpar season premier (check out this post). Read on for full grade cards.
Blake
A+ Blake is overcome by despair when he realizes the chlorine in the pool has killed all the coy. Major points for the hilarious names he’s given them all (i.e. Gilly Nelson) and for his attempted mouth to fish-lip resuscitation. When he compares his penis size to a Lego man I almost pissed myself because he just seems like he’d have a little dick. He also earns quote of the episode honors (see above).
Adam
A- After interviewing various gigolos in an effort to get Alice her groove back, Adam takes matters into his own hands. Jillian helps him spy on the boss lady's YouTube view history, which is the mostly clips of the SNL “Dick in a box” skit, cat vids and hockey fights. He then con-cocks (see what I did there) a master plan. He gets his own dick in a box get up and decides to hide under her desk till morning to surprise her, “when he’s the most hard”.
Anders
B- The coordinated meet up with Girth Quake explodes in everyone’s face so Anders takes one for the team and ends up balls deep in Alice… even if she asks him to add some fingers to make it more pleasurable for her. The love scene is hilarious but mostly because of Alice. Anders goons it up like he always does and the fact Adam is hiding under the desk they’re banging on and hears it all was the cherry on top.
Alice
A+ We see a much more sensitive side of the tough as nails office commander. We find out she’s not just a heartless bitch but just when you think she’s gone soft she OWNS Anders at sex, doing more fucking than getting fucked. Easily the funniest scene I’ve ever seen her do on the show.
“Fry Guys”
A This should have been the season premier. Just when I thought the three horseman of crude college humor had lost a step they kicked it into high gear with gigolos, dead coy battle royals and excessive barfing. As a result, I am actually looking forward to next week’s episode, which is something I couldn’t say after the season premier
Extra Credit
- Adam explaining why he was prepared for love making with Alice, “When I was a kid I was paid $10 by a man to poop in a pizza box”.
- The guys deep frying all of Montez stuff in retaliation for throwing out the fish before they could be eaten.
- Adam hiding under desk and whipping his bitter tears of defeat away with Anders soiled love Kleenex.
Demerits
- Comedy Central censoring every other word in this episode… twice as many bleeps as usual
- Ridiculously long commercial breaks… is it just me or are they getting worse and worse?
